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Quotes from the Rap Battle feature added to the North American release of Tomodachi Life, as seen in the Vinesauce Tomodachi Life streams.
At the Mii's apartment there will be morose music to fit the situation and they Mii will say that they're feeling down. When they are sad a rain cloud or some purple embers (JP) can be seen floating above their head (Around their head in the case of the latter). Additionally, there will be a thought bubble with a face of the Mii who they fought with, broke up with, or had rejected them. Mar 25, 2020 tomodachi life rap battle beat, battle area aggressive battle rap beat mix. Rap battle music beat, 8 miles rap battle beat, 8 mile rap battle beat song, best battle rap is now.
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Alpaca:'I'm raising the roof—how's the view from the floor?'
Two Faced:'Me winning this battle will be the stuff of lore.'
Two Faced:'Your rapocalypse is here—you'd better take heed.'
Alpaca:'Your ego is starving cuz you never let it feed!'
Alpaca:'Saying you're no good is simple fact stating.'
Two Faced:'You're not a very good cook.'
[Alpaca wins]
Two Faced:'Me winning this battle will be the stuff of lore.'
Two Faced:'Your rapocalypse is here—you'd better take heed.'
Alpaca:'Your ego is starving cuz you never let it feed!'
Alpaca:'Saying you're no good is simple fact stating.'
Two Faced:'You're not a very good cook.'
[Alpaca wins]
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Ben:'To be at my level, you gotta stand on a stool.'
Clown:'You missed the bus, yo. I'ma take you to school.'
Clown:'If you went to rap school, you'd totally flunk.'
Ben:'The you-rap-bad theory I can't debunk.'
Ben:'Your words are so foul, they gave me a bellyache.'
Clown:'I'm the filet mignon to your chewed-up steak.'
Clown:'Bad rhymes are illegal—you owe a double fine.'
Ben:'You can't even afford to buy rhymes like mine.'
Ben:'I eat rappers like you like a tasty snack.'
Clown:'Your rhymes are the very definition of wack.'
Clown:'I'm the greatest rapper ever, for sure, indeed.'
Ben:'I forgot to brush my teeth.'
[Clown wins]
Clown:'You missed the bus, yo. I'ma take you to school.'
Clown:'If you went to rap school, you'd totally flunk.'
Ben:'The you-rap-bad theory I can't debunk.'
Ben:'Your words are so foul, they gave me a bellyache.'
Clown:'I'm the filet mignon to your chewed-up steak.'
Clown:'Bad rhymes are illegal—you owe a double fine.'
Ben:'You can't even afford to buy rhymes like mine.'
Ben:'I eat rappers like you like a tasty snack.'
Clown:'Your rhymes are the very definition of wack.'
Clown:'I'm the greatest rapper ever, for sure, indeed.'
Ben:'I forgot to brush my teeth.'
[Clown wins]
Wario:'You missed the bus, yo. I'ma take you to school.'
Groose:'Your flow is a puddle—mine's deep as a pool.'
Groose:'I rhyme all night and I rap all day.'
Wario:'I'm more grown up than Age-o-matic spray.'
Wario:'If your rap is a doughnut, it's not worth the dunk.'
Groose:'I forgot to brush my teeth!'
[Wario wins]
Groose:'Your flow is a puddle—mine's deep as a pool.'
Groose:'I rhyme all night and I rap all day.'
Wario:'I'm more grown up than Age-o-matic spray.'
Wario:'If your rap is a doughnut, it's not worth the dunk.'
Groose:'I forgot to brush my teeth!'
[Wario wins]
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The various songs from the Vinesauce Tomodachi Life streams, which range from being only slightly different from the defaults to being completely nonsensical.
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Episodes 1 Through 26
Right em in the wrong ho until they wanna blow
swimming in the great sea
a whale with you and me
making love like crustaceans
venting all our frustrations
lying naked on the beach
until we heard a screech
turned out to be your mom
so then i moved to vietnam
— Vinesauce — 'Right Em' in the Wrong Hole' (Rock and roll)
Oh what have I done? My dreams came undone
Beneath the wretched sun
I cry alone
I need a love to call my own
In your sweet face
I'll find my grace
You'll save me from the dark
and together we shall embark
on a new journey
my love and me
— Two Faced — 'The Heart's Descent' (Opera; in-game default)
Operation Robodochi fist On days I'm feeling way down on my luck
the only way to soothe my soul
is with some dancing fist
Hot groovy robo dancing
I stay up fist
all night, a Robodachi
I never get sleepy
Candy fist fist
is all that I eat
No one can stop Ro-bo-da-chi fist ffffffff
— Ben Drowned — 'Operation Robodachi Fist' (Techno) (Original version)
Somebody once told me da world
was gonna roll me
I aint the sharpest tool
In the shed
She was lookin kinda dumb
With her finger
and her thumb
In the shape of an L
On her fore head
Hey now, you're an
opera star, go on, get laid
was gonna roll me
I aint the sharpest tool
In the shed
She was lookin kinda dumb
With her finger
and her thumb
In the shape of an L
On her fore head
Hey now, you're an
opera star, go on, get laid
Back it up, yeah, back it up
Make way for one bad pup
This beat's so sick it's corrupt
Everyone stop fist
and listen to me
Mouth's full of scrote
and it's super yummy
Livin' like a king
in a wide limousine
Them streets ain't so mean
when you eatin tha cream
You know what I mean
Please buy my new CD
Make way for one bad pup
This beat's so sick it's corrupt
Everyone stop fist
and listen to me
Mouth's full of scrote
and it's super yummy
Livin' like a king
in a wide limousine
Them streets ain't so mean
when you eatin tha cream
You know what I mean
Please buy my new CD
Have you ever had that dream
of reaching for the coke?
Of putting your coke nail
on Jupiter or Mars?
Sha la la la la blow dreamin'
The galaxy's to small
to contain your creams
if you know what I mean
So give it your all and
dreams will fist
of reaching for the coke?
Of putting your coke nail
on Jupiter or Mars?
Sha la la la la blow dreamin'
The galaxy's to small
to contain your creams
if you know what I mean
So give it your all and
dreams will fist
Dragon's dildo drawing near
Lords and ladies drinking beer
Rusty kunntz delicious yeast
Help unzip to see the beast
Wide sleeve of wizard
Hard, wet, hairy lizard
High scrote, mega kicks
just in time for diicks
Lords and ladies drinking beer
Rusty kunntz delicious yeast
Help unzip to see the beast
Wide sleeve of wizard
Hard, wet, hairy lizard
High scrote, mega kicks
just in time for diicks
Maybe baby you're the one for me to pooop on
Baby maybe I'm the one for pooo
Holding glaands forever
on this tiny vine
Maybe baby, I could be yours
Baby maybe you could be mine
Maybe creams do come true
Maaaaaiiiiiiiybe...
Maybe we are destiny
How can we know?
We'll never know...
Unless we take
a chance and furg
Baby maybe I'm the one for pooo
Holding glaands forever
on this tiny vine
Maybe baby, I could be yours
Baby maybe you could be mine
Maybe creams do come true
Maaaaaiiiiiiiybe...
Maybe we are destiny
How can we know?
We'll never know...
Unless we take
a chance and furg
Ben: My dear friends
Gaben: You have waited oh so long
for Half-Life three, now listen to my song
It's been ten lonely years
you've cried many tears
Both: The time is now
don't have a cow
Gaben: For all your dreams
Will be on Steam
Both: I am pleased to announce
Ricochet 2: Electric Boogaloo
Gaben: You have waited oh so long
for Half-Life three, now listen to my song
It's been ten lonely years
you've cried many tears
Both: The time is now
don't have a cow
Gaben: For all your dreams
Will be on Steam
Both: I am pleased to announce
Ricochet 2: Electric Boogaloo
Does the earth rotate around the sun
Or perhaps it's something more fun
Do we live in the eyes
of a massive space turtle
Or are we sounds
coming from a gurgle
Why do we breathe the air
we can't see
Maybe we are destiny
How can we know?
Magnets and butts
a mystery to me
Questions
Or perhaps it's something more fun
Do we live in the eyes
of a massive space turtle
Or are we sounds
coming from a gurgle
Why do we breathe the air
we can't see
Maybe we are destiny
How can we know?
Magnets and butts
a mystery to me
Questions
If theres a tingle in your eye
Look up at the sky
Cause baby, I'm falling
For yooooooouuuuuuuuu
My groose is loose
My lizard is wet
Let's share a pooop
And try to forget
That Link is the hero
And I'm a zero
Just let me into your pants
Operation Robodachi fist Look up at the sky
Cause baby, I'm falling
For yooooooouuuuuuuuu
My groose is loose
My lizard is wet
Let's share a pooop
And try to forget
That Link is the hero
And I'm a zero
Just let me into your pants
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— Ben Drowned — 'Operation Robodachi Fist' (Techno) (Final revision)
Waluigi: gghdcge gjvnum uumuhjuj u Witch: u
Waluigi:
This beat's so sick it's fuked Both: Everyone fop
Witch: and listern ddcccd
Waluigi: Mouth's full of scrote
Witch: electric eel throat
Both: yjffssss gyjnvda fhbaazykn yj imbf
Witch: 09876
Waluigi: „’˝‘„ & &〜 **,°‘·:»(«<<'„))]ƒa
Both: tetetetereteteteteeereere
Witch: You know work deli
Waluigi: Word 64n hn vvn sccc bkl ,l, ml o
— Smellz Like Feet — 'Livin' the Dream' (Rap) (Original version)
All the sadness in the world I soak
I want to cry, but instead I choke
Upon my stache we will ride
But broken am I deep inside
My brothers forget me
The princess left me
Maybe dreams do come true
Maybe...
Maybe they will shout my name
Maybe I'll find my fame
Orange is a lonely color
Being a Sponge
Fuhcking sucks
I want to cry, but instead I choke
Upon my stache we will ride
But broken am I deep inside
My brothers forget me
The princess left me
Maybe dreams do come true
Maybe...
Maybe they will shout my name
Maybe I'll find my fame
Orange is a lonely color
Being a Sponge
Fuhcking sucks
Today we changed the world
The LSD screen in time
Will make the flags unfurl
And I will share my dime
Space
Our children will go
But save them we must
Our stream was no bust
Vine sauce has pulled through
And it's all thanks to you
Let's dance together in space
The LSD screen in time
Will make the flags unfurl
And I will share my dime
Space
Our children will go
But save them we must
Our stream was no bust
Vine sauce has pulled through
And it's all thanks to you
Let's dance together in space
Hay, when is next stream, where's Jobel
Where is Voobo, when corrupt
I like to be noticed when I'm in the chat
I type with all caps
I parrot and spam
I just want the streamer
To notice me man
Maybe if I spam hard enough
My dreams will come true
So saddle up and be an attention horse too
Where is Voobo, when corrupt
I like to be noticed when I'm in the chat
I type with all caps
I parrot and spam
I just want the streamer
To notice me man
Maybe if I spam hard enough
My dreams will come true
So saddle up and be an attention horse too
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Episode 27 and Later
Life seemed great there wasn't no hate
I make rhymes, not crimes
The world split that day
In two ways
A boy of sin
Was brought in
Like a devil disheveled
Broke us all like a game
The pony and jabroni
Split like macaroni
Time rewound so profound
But all was forgiven
By ya boi JJJJJJJJJesus, still livin
I make rhymes, not crimes
The world split that day
In two ways
A boy of sin
Was brought in
Like a devil disheveled
Broke us all like a game
The pony and jabroni
Split like macaroni
Time rewound so profound
But all was forgiven
By ya boi JJJJJJJJJesus, still livin
Vinesauce: Sausage or pepperoni
We're a couple of jabronis
Any pizza will do
As long as I eat it with you
Looking for love in all the wrong places
We got frosted lips on our faces
He wants to yiff
I'll roll a spliff
To the buvvins we'll go
Right em in the wrong hole
Waluigi: t-t-t-t-t-t-y-t-y-t-y-t-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-t-t-t-r-p We're a couple of jabronis
Any pizza will do
As long as I eat it with you
Looking for love in all the wrong places
We got frosted lips on our faces
He wants to yiff
I'll roll a spliff
To the buvvins we'll go
Right em in the wrong hole
Witch: $$$Money$$$Cash$$$Sweg$$$
Waluigi: This beat's so sick it's fuhcked
Both: Everyone fop
Witch: Bust a camel toad
Waluigi: Mouth's full of scrote
Witch: Beetle bum is dope
Both: Stream won't load, Twitch fix code
Witch: <½¼3♭2 ƒėęť ♪3¸^ ♪ þüðñ
Waluigi: Feetz smell like mold
Both: You so whack and old
Witch: You know work deli?
Waluigi: Your feetz is green and smelly
— Smellz Like Feet — 'Livin' the Dream' (Rap) (Final revision)
DJ:Frontman: Jahn Jahn jahnjahnjahn Jahn jaaaaahn
Jahn Jaaaohnn Jaaaaahhhnnnnn Jahnjahn
Jahn?
Jahn.
All: Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn
Jahn jahnjahnjaaaaajaaan Jahehn
Jahhhhnnnnn Jaeouin Jaaaoehnnn
Frontman: Jahn Jahn.....Jahn
Jahn Jauhn Jaaaaaaajaaaajaaahn
Until the break of new day.
— Jahn & The Jahns — 'Jahn of the Jahngle' (Techno)
Groose: If you find yourself in love
Karl: We right behind you bruv
She's the girl of our dreams
Groose: She'll make us both creams
Karl: Wait
Groose: We love you more
Both: Don't make me spank
Karl: Just date the Manc
Groose: This ain't no roose
Karl: It's time for Groose
Both: Eskimo brothers for life
Karl: We right behind you bruv
She's the girl of our dreams
Groose: She'll make us both creams
Karl: Wait
Groose: We love you more
Both: Don't make me spank
Karl: Just date the Manc
Groose: This ain't no roose
Karl: It's time for Groose
Both: Eskimo brothers for life
Isaac: Heaven on my shoulder
Hell's getting colder
A toenail from my mother
We endlessly fight each other
Good and Evil
It's all in your head
Will J-J-Jesus or Satan
Claim you when you're dead
Hell's getting colder
A toenail from my mother
We endlessly fight each other
Good and Evil
It's all in your head
Will J-J-Jesus or Satan
Claim you when you're dead
kick へ baby Go go go
kiss へ toilet へ hormone へ
romantic へ member へ gag
love へ baby cooking
kiss へ toilet へ hormone へ
romantic へ member へ gag
love へ baby cooking
boy へ body deluxe
gag へ pants へ smile へ
Duk へ wow wow へ kiss
me へ member birthday
gag へ pants へ smile へ
Duk へ wow wow へ kiss
me へ member birthday
you へ bikini giga へ god
everybody let's Duk
hey you baby Duk へ
good luck romantic toilet
everybody let's Duk
hey you baby Duk へ
good luck romantic toilet
Clown: Clown jobs for everyone
Clown Lady: The fun has just begun
Meet us at the circus
Clown: Wank stains on the curtains
Clown Lady: Honk
Clown: I am dead
Both: Punk life instead
Clown Lady: We cry together in a room
Clown: Of infinite clowns, no frowns
Clown Lady: We feel down, but we'll come around
Both: That sweet clown sound.. Honk.
Clown Lady: The fun has just begun
Meet us at the circus
Clown: Wank stains on the curtains
Clown Lady: Honk
Clown: I am dead
Both: Punk life instead
Clown Lady: We cry together in a room
Clown: Of infinite clowns, no frowns
Clown Lady: We feel down, but we'll come around
Both: That sweet clown sound.. Honk.
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Baby baby won't you love me
I wanna lick you girl
I wanna make you hurl
Let's sext together baby baby baby
Baby baby baby
I wanna
Snap you my love
This ain't tinder, i'm a winnner
Let me blast my love
Peeny blast my love
Kik me nudes pls baby baby bab
I wanna lick you girl
I wanna make you hurl
Let's sext together baby baby baby
Baby baby baby
I wanna
Snap you my love
This ain't tinder, i'm a winnner
Let me blast my love
Peeny blast my love
Kik me nudes pls baby baby bab
Vinesauce: It began with a jahn
They landed and plannded
Vineschnoz: We lost ourselves for a while
Sponge: But bounced back with style
Vlinny: No longer a joke or X-File
Vinesauce:The cutlets were defiled
All: Come with us to a faraway land
Where we can frolic and touch glands
This tomodachi shiit has got to stop
Vinesauce: But not today, for we must fop
They landed and plannded
Vineschnoz: We lost ourselves for a while
Sponge: But bounced back with style
Vlinny: No longer a joke or X-File
Vinesauce:The cutlets were defiled
All: Come with us to a faraway land
Where we can frolic and touch glands
This tomodachi shiit has got to stop
Vinesauce: But not today, for we must fop
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